Life's Premium Subscription

With vacation, comes slower time... Yes, the clock actually moves slower! Why? Because I'm one of life's premium customers... I paid for the full subscription! Here's what you get with a premium plan: Eternal Consciousness ("So I got that going for me, which is nice"), peace of mind, love all around, cooperation, free-flowing communication, a head ache or two (but only every now and then), and of course a vacation once and a while... Which of course includes a clock that runs nice and slow! How can you sign up? Consult your God, and simply ask the secret question: "What can I do for you today?". The rest will fall into place!